I thought jokes were funny.

There’s a happy ending to this story, though.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

It really is nice that it seems like there’s no bridge people aren’t willing to cross in order to call Roger Goodell an asshole.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Hi, excuse me can you move your yoga matt? I am trying to get to these weights here. Thanks!

I don’t know how you’re doing this so consistently, but please never stop.

Steroids?

And here’s a flip side: I was on many, many terrible teams when I was a kid, and received many many terrible participation trophies (and one car-shaped pencil sharpener!). Everyone - good athletes, bad athletes, good teams, bad teams - knew these things were a joke. They were shiny and kinda cool but kinda…

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Look no further than your local men’s league softball. There is a clear group that is win at all costs and a group that is, hey lets go have some beers and see how far we can hit the ball.

At least she wasn’t doing curls in the squat rack.

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NFL: you abused the sacred ball and we will flatten you with our justice hammer

Tom Brady agrees to forget about the whole thing as long as someone, anyone, gives him a high-five.

ah, yes, the ol’ comment without watching the actual video post.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

Smart move hiring Sibley. What makes him such an effective rape defense attorney is that he has no respect for women, probably because, being the spawn of satan, he never had a mother.

“Buyer’s remorse?” FUCK. YOU.