I think it’s awesome that DJ Augustin is the second active gay player in the NBA, way to bury the lede.

You can tell me anything

I’m sure some people here are going to rush to call this guy the Worst Dad Ever, while others will laud him for trying to get a souvenir for his daughter without really putting her in harm’s way. Me? I’m just going to ride the fence.

God, the only thing worse than having your partner reveal outlandish and impractical fantasies is to have them reveal something painfully cliched.

It makes me really happy that CC actually wears clown shoes.

Holy shit

That’s as ramdom and excellent as a comment can be.

Buddy of mine jumped the rails for a while....got arrested. Not for the trains thing....turns out he sold crude pornographic drawings of the Tomb Raider to kids from here to Wichita. I guess he’s dead now. I think of him every time a train goes by.

I seen about this in the pictures!

Here comes the yard dick! RUN!

Like many who get involved in the porn industry in some capacity, Cambria eventually had to leave the game because of one too many missed periods.

Waisted.

“What kind of safe sex manual doesn’t mention waiting until the lasagna cools enough that you don’t burn your cock?”

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

Am I understanding this right - there's up to 12 videos showing the rapes but the DA says that there's not enough to go on for a criminal case?

I got caught NOT masturbating, but got blamed for it anyway.

Are you doubting the determination of a teenager to masturbate?

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

I'm probably about 56841480-2 if we're comparing records.

You're the '72 Flogging the Dolphins.