This country is broken. Anyone cheerleading the moves by Citi, Bumble, and Salesforce is egging on companies to pursue private solution to what is a public health problem.

People are scandalized seeing me walk into Michigan businesses Oct thru mid-January without a coat! It stays in the car for emergencies like me having to walk more than a few hundred feet to the entrance because I can’t even carry it over my arm without bursting into flames with sweat running out of my hair down my…

If you also have a bed partners who acts like it’s NBD then I hope you treat them to those 19 degrees on the regular, lol.

I’ve been running my ac to keep my bedroom at 60 degrees :(

This 100%. The only person who ever told me I was pretty when I was growing up was my mom, and even that was only when I was really dressed up for some special occasion and I interpreted it as a clear lie to make me feel better about myself.

They are wonderful drinking-game fodder, though. Take a drink every time:

Very sad not to see the obvious winner here

You monster!!! Letting him wait a whole day!!

Yes, the unbridled cruelty of pet ownership... PETA can go fuck a beehive. I’m pretty sure that my rescued Catahoula/Aussie Shepard has a much better life with me, than he would’ve on the street.

Bud acts like he doesn’t want to go out, he walks over to the sofa looks the other way, but as soon as I put his harness on he acts like if he doesn’t get outside in 2 seconds his head will explode. Then he’s running and jumping on me so happy to be going out. 

I’m calling the authorities!!!

If he backed ME into a corner and stuck his hand into my mouth, I’D bite him.  I’d also knee him in the groin if possible, but dogs don’t know about that.

The quality of analysis here has really tanked since the days of Lindy and company. So many bad takes.

We were always going to get to this point. Every epidemic in US history that has ended was ended with mandatory vaccinations.

Are you blaming Biden for the Tuskegee experiments?

Antivaxxers and antimaskers are not “a…

I say let Rand, and Trump’s ignorant ass cultists, take all of the horse medicine they want to. In fact, take triple gottdamn dosages! These future “Darwin Award" winners proves that there is a permanent fix for stupid after all!

We need to find his neighbor, get that man a plane ticket and have someone waiting with a nine iron when he debarks his flight, along with a Uber and Paul’s location. Because clearly the first ass-kicking didn’t take properly.

Quick get his neighbor on the phone. I will gladly contribute to The Go Fund Me when Paul calls the police like the little bitch ass pussy he is. Dear Rand self respect and actual medical knowledge is what prevents real doctors from pushing that bullshit cure you & the rest of your inbred cousin fucking losers cling…

And I looked and beheld a pale horse; and his name that sat on him was Death and Hell was supposed to follow with him but he got washed away in the storm surge.

Comrade, it seems your control chip... er, I mean vaccine... isn’t functioning... I mean protecting... you properly.

Articles like these always make me feel like a monster. My cats generally are put down (lovingly and spoiled beforehand) when they are very sick or injured because I feel more guilty that they don’t understand the pain and fear of ongoing treatment. I can’t explain kidney dialysis to my cat. I had a friend giving her…

I hate memory/electric seats. They’re slow, and you have to trust ‘em. It takes less than a second to adjust a manual seat forward/backwards, and if anybody changes your other settings in your car, you just kill them and call it a day.