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I’m not. I met him at a convention and he made some VERY inappropriate comments to/in front of my 15-year-old son. Both of us walked away from the encounter feeling seven different kinds of skeevy. If I’d known about this song, I never would’ve allowed Kidlet within 500 feet of him.

A final reread before posting was definitely needed here. There are tons of blank spaces all through the article, which doesn’t appear to have been written by anyone with an actual working knowledge of what cooks really want or use in the kitchen.

The salt pig listed there is ridiculous and useless. Get a salt cellar with a lid - Crate & Barrel has a nice acacia one for $13, or Walmart has a bamboo one for $5 that I absolutely adore. And that advice about getting something ‘highly specific’ or ‘delightfully impractical’ is WRONG. Trust me, the cook who gets

No AC, but I haven’t put the summer fans away yet...

This is one time I’m very, very glad to be single! Can’t even imagine trying to deal with someone else’s body heat in bed through this shit. And if you’ve got an NBD partner, then absolutely put your cold feet on them and leave them freezing in January, then shrug when they complain and tell them it’s just a lil

Don’t forget the new exercise regimen that perimenopause introduces - KICK OFF the covers, and PULL UP the covers and...

Definitely agree with this - having been both a front-line customer service rep and a lead, there were things I could authorize as a lead that I couldn’t as a regular rep. So yep, asking for a manager/supervisor is sometimes the only way to get something done.

Oh, it’s absolutely the down time. Studios already pay penalty money for workers missing or being late on lunch so that they can wrap shoots faster. Hell, they build the penalty money into the budget from the get-go, which says pretty clearly that they don’t give a shit about the money, so long as they can work the

I was definitely getting Barbie from the pose and plastic smile - one of the knockoffs you used to get at Kmart for $5

THE BITCH IS GONE!!! (Literally!)

You make him BEHAVE?!? And then you have the temerity to not share your food when he’s so clearly starving? *gasp* You MONSTER!!

Yep, definitely a victim of animal cruelty... (or so he would have you believe when he’s forced to wait a WHOLE DAY in between dental sticks)

From what I’ve seen, there is some SERIOUS hate-on for him from the dog training world. My trainer calles Cesar the Anti-Trainer, and just the mention of him makes her roll her eyes. And after seeing one clip she uses to demonstrate what’s wrong with his training methods, I understand why. The man had a resource

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of

Hello from the east side of your future state! Hopefully your move goes smoothly and you find good things here. Honestly, I wouldn’t have believed I’d stay where I am for over 20 years, but I’m still here... (the snow helps - nobody was more surprised that SoCal me turned out to love winter than I was!)

I hear you on that. I adore my dog, but I also know that I’ll be very, very lucky if he makes it past 10 (he’s 3 now). I plan to make his life full of love and activity, but at some point, he’s likely going to end up in too much pain or too ill to continue, and then he’ll be put down. And yeah, articles like this can

As a service dog owner, I would KILL to have that feature!

I’m right there with you! (Eastern WA, with no AC in my apartment) The days have been bearable, for the most part, but what’s been kicking my ass lately is the high humidity at night. Used to be we got to breathe at night, but this past two weeks, while the temp dips, the humidity goes up until I end up laying there,

With the heavy traffic, they probably figured trying something like that would be barking up the wrong tree.

I’m right there with you - and at 45, I’m in perimenopause, which means my always-undependable timing is even MORE fucked up, and periods can be either really light or dear-God-I’m-hermorrhaging-and-gonna-die. The only good thing is that I don’t worry quite as much about the cold in the winter! Also, I don’t know if