A coworker of mine once had a hot hair balloon land on his street-parked car. Nobody was hurt, but apparently getting insurance to take care of things was a nightmare.

You’ve pictured a standard frame and a step-thru frame. I don’t see any genders involved.

Ah, yes, male and female, the two heights.

I’m still trying to understand why they went with a front wheel drive, and the shift setup you’ve described sounds like a nightmare.

Turns out the biggest threat to Tesla is Elon not being able to keep it in his pants.

What is the point of this entire paragraph?

You really don’t see the problem with saying “they’re just like those savage brown Allah worshippers”?

NYU started having their commencement in Yankee Stadium at least a decade ago when my brother graduated and Bill Clinton was the speaker. They used to be at Washington Square Park but it can't accommodate the number of people in attendance anymore.

This kind of behavior long predates the Taliban.

Wait, what? Dear god, why?

Did you take the top off? If I was driving a Corvette in Miami, that panel wouldn’t leave the trunk.

Truly impressive that Chicago found a mayor worse than the one who participated in the cover-up of an actual murder.

Realistically what they should be arguing is that NBA players make too much money and should be paid something that’s more in line with what WNBA players make.

I have the Mazda 3 Turbo (in that color, which is the only acceptable choice), and while I’d definitely prefer the touchscreen, I find the dial a livable choice to interact with CarPlay. Outside of picking music, which I generally only do at the start of a drive, I mostly use Siri anyway.

You should save that text for posterity. It’s the closest Biden will ever get to actually saying “abortion”.

Yeah, I assume the Waffle House terms came straight from short order cook shorthand.

Also, none of those “secret menu” items at In-n-Out are secret to the employees. They’re right there on the POS terminal, just the way something like “no onion” is.

Means testing is dumb and you’re dumb for suggesting it.

The President cannot decriminalize Marijuana. All the President can do is order agencies to consider rescheduling the drug so it is not a felony to possess it. The agencies who have that power do not have to do what the President says.

This is such a stupid fucking argument. “The youth didn’t turn out for elections so let’s ignore their needs until they’re not youth and they’ll definitely vote for us then.”