Locking out driver seat controls is a terrible idea, because it means the driver could be locked into an unsafe position while in motion. It’s an edge case, sure, but edge cases are where bad things happen.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/11/jim-spanfeller-is-a-herb-rise-fall-blog-post-deadspin.html

Nah, I’ll stick to judging cops. 

His resume was literally linked in the article.

I meant that he can afford a Mercedes.

What I learned from this article is chief deputies make too much money.

They’re not losing money so much as they’ve been saddled with insane pension obligations by Republicans who can’t stand the idea of a public service.

You clearly don’t know much about what colorists do.

Well, judging by the amount of rust...

Anyone who doesn’t see Hawaiian plates outside of Hawaii hasn’t lived in a Navy town.

“Everyone at Image is committed to this process and we look forward to continuing to work together on this.”

Neutral: I love Counting Crows and I don’t care who knows it.

Tesla Model 3, S, Y or X

You have to be odious to be a press secretary. Your job is to lie to the public.

Straw Hat responds to Straw Man.

It’s not West Virginians that are the problem. It’s the coal barons that keep Manchin rich.

Excuse you, his middle name is ENTERTAINMENT.

Even Tarantino couldn’t get a boner for hobbit feet.

It probably doesn’t work on this site because of Kinja. Kinja is likely compressing or otherwise altering the image in a way that breaks the trick.

Goddammit, this sucks. You’re a fantastic writer, Charles.