You didn’t read the fucking article. That provision only applies to publicly traded stocks, which Epic is not.

I am shocked, shocked that someone flying first class to Orange County is a horrible person.

during the scene from the film (spoiler alert) where the two of them change into little desert onesies on a rock, it seemed, momentarily, as if they might bone.

A lot of you seem to have confused “being mean for no reason” with “jokes”.

English actually is my first language. You just don’t know what a joke is.

English is not my first language, so maybe I’m missing something, but what’s the joke?

Reef: A vibrant and diverse underwater ecosystem

Yeah, I think public testing of vehicle automation software should be a crime, too.

Cruz went 1) out of the country 2) during a pandemic 3) and an entirely preventable disaster 4) on vacation, 5) which is not the same thing as parental leave, 6) you disingenuous fucking idiot.

I mean, the Wright Flyer topped out at around 30 feet and was airborne for less than two minutes over its entire lifetime, so it couldn’t have flown that banner anyway. Let ‘em be wrong about the direction, too.

The small pair of wings is at the front of the Wright Flyer. You could not attach a banner that says “Birthplace of Aviation” to those wings.

I didn’t realize the Secretary of Transportation was directly responsible for offloading cargo.

Rabbit season!

She also follows Looney Tunes. Is she biased against rabbit hunters, too, Elon?!

If you’re a police officer and you’re reading the room, you’ve noticed that you can do almost anything and get away with it.

You want some ketchup to go with that boot?

An employer (the federal government) cannot ask an employee (Pete Buttigieg) on FMLA leave to perform work. It’s a huge legal liability. And it sounds like your HR department has opened your company up to some pretty serious lawsuits.

125,000 working age people dying from COVID has a lot more of an effect on the labor market than any vaccine mandate.

And then you’d get fired. And then you’d wonder if there was some sort of group you could join to protect you from this kind of situation.

But at the end of the day... I really don’t want Netflix curating what content I watch and acting as a network censor. I don’t want some suit at Netflix deciding what is or is not offensive.