Ron Howard: It was another false dawn.

I believe the nomination in this case is for the excellent framing of Regé-Jean Page’s ass.

Man, I sure typed “nipple” a lot just now.

Is there any evidence that Musk has actually done any software engineering in the last two decades?

< insert joke about bras here >

Love to live in a gerontocracy where none of the people who make all the decisions will live long enough for them to matter!

So Alfa’s going to be Alfa and-Romeo?

Ask David Tracy from 10 tetanus exposures ago: https://jalopnik.com/heres-why-modern-cars-turn-off-one-of-their-lights-when-1792394567

Meanwhile, UNC is busy doing damage control of its own. In a joint statement, UNC Hussman faculty said the treatment of Hannah-Jones by the university was racist.

was one of three finalists of color who all cooked meals specific to their heritage

You know Richard Spencer wears fucking Hugo Boss.

I just wish it was available in actual colors. 

Given how much simpler electric drivetrains are, I’m not even sure getting a CPO is necessary.

As a parent, I think you’re full of shit.

Where did I say trucking out was the solution? What I have been quite clear about is that trusting the LAPD’s excuses after they injured over a dozen people is something an idiot would do.

1st Gear: I test drove a Volvo last weekend and the dealer told me they usually have about two dozen new cars on the lot and now they have about 10. They’re basically getting one new car for every two to three they sell.

There was a crowd of people watching from literally down the block.

Every one of you blindly accepting the LAPD calling these “unstable IEDs” is a goddamn chump.

Is it procedure to tip off the news networks so they can cover your detonation with aerial cameras too? Or was this just a dumb cop publicity stunt?

He’s not the one that blew up a city block though.