I’m in Guatemala because my focus is dealing with the root causes of migration.

Spanfeller’s gonna see all the hits this gets, have no idea it’s because the comments are open for roasting, and then we’re gonna get more of this shit.

Yes, as /latest is what should obviously be the homepage in a sane world where Jim Spanfeller didn’t exist.

It’s deliberately designed to look like an article both on this page and on the homepage. It’s not labeled as an ad anywhere in the body; all the parts labeled “sponsored” or “advertisement” are consciously placed in spots readers are most likely to ignore.

Ads shouldn’t look like articles. https://gizmodo.com/netflixs-sweet-tooth-advertorial-in-usa-today-was-beyon-1847049426

You know what the E in EV stands for, right?

The billionaires aren’t going to let you drive their Bugattis, dude.

There is no ethical way to attain a billion dollars.

The kerning here is a little unfortunate.

Those in charge of the border patrol are going to turn you away.

Even if you were entirely correct about how law enforcement works (and you’re not), the fact remains that it is legal to apply for asylum at the US border.

I think it’s a very attractive car, but the drivetrain can’t compete against other electrics, the lack of frunk limits storage, and the suicide doors are going to be awful for anyone trying to use a rear-facing car seat. It’s just a bizarre thing.

I mean, the question being asked isn’t about the cosplayers.

Ah, I see you’re trying to disprove Betteridge’s Law of Headlines.

I mean, sure, that seems impressive, but I’d be more impressed if it could also pick a good watermelon.

My view is that in general a minimum wage job should be a temporary thing. a stepping stone while you are young and still living home or at school or a retirement gig to keep you sane when you have other money sources to keep you afloat.

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?

So many makes are offering ridiculous rates if you take dealer financing, it would be stupid not to finance.

Terrorism is a just a word we invented to charge brown people for more crimes.

You’re being far too generous.