The GOAT.

recognized terrorist organization

When you can’t even name your neighbors that wish rings a little hollow.

I hate the future so much.

Tired: Gal Gadot defending the IDF

People are just so horny to hear the lies they like.

Was this before or after their last mayor helped them cover up a murder?

This is a dumb idea from people who played too much F-Zero.

Sun dog (feminine). I’ll let you figure out the last step here.

ACAB doesn’t stop at US borders.

Biden won’t even move the embassy back to Tel Aviv. He’s not gonna do shit about this.

Pete Alonso? Pete Alonso? No way Emma’s inviting that dweeb when Fernando Tatis Jr. is an option.

If you think hiring a few POC can dismantle nearly a century of state-sponsored violence, I have a bridge to sell you.

And part of why 9/11 happened is because the CIA spent the better part of the last century staging coups in the Middle East.

You could have just said “I love coups!”

It’s two Presidents who are good, honest people

Not the worst Star Wars Day tweet, though.

Tell that to my 7 month old.

Yeah, this is definitely a “how dare people celebrate life events” piece.

This is how infants eat everything, though. They lack the fine motor control to eat anything cleanly, and it’s pretty common for new foods to perplex them and require encouragement from their parents. The only difference between how infants would eat a smash cake and how they would eat a slice of cake is size.