I hate the future so much.

Tired: Gal Gadot defending the IDF

People are just so horny to hear the lies they like.

This is a dumb idea from people who played too much F-Zero.

Sun dog (feminine). I’ll let you figure out the last step here.

ACAB doesn’t stop at US borders.

Biden won’t even move the embassy back to Tel Aviv. He’s not gonna do shit about this.

If you think hiring a few POC can dismantle nearly a century of state-sponsored violence, I have a bridge to sell you.

And part of why 9/11 happened is because the CIA spent the better part of the last century staging coups in the Middle East.

You could have just said “I love coups!”

It’s two Presidents who are good, honest people

Not the worst Star Wars Day tweet, though.

Tell that to my 7 month old.

Yeah, this is definitely a “how dare people celebrate life events” piece.

This is how infants eat everything, though. They lack the fine motor control to eat anything cleanly, and it’s pretty common for new foods to perplex them and require encouragement from their parents. The only difference between how infants would eat a smash cake and how they would eat a slice of cake is size.

nobody cares dude

Pipes in warmer climates aren’t buried as deep because they’re generally not subject to this kind cold. Insulated homes don’t make a difference when your water line is only 3 feet under the freeze outside.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

VW stock went up $3 a share between when the “news” leaked and when we found out it was bogus. So I don’t think it’s entirely crazy for the SEC to look into it.

Stop making me want one so bad, Bradley. I saw my first one on the road last weekend, and it’s the best looking 4-door Porsche’s ever made.