Biden won’t even move the embassy back to Tel Aviv. He’s not gonna do shit about this.

If you think hiring a few POC can dismantle nearly a century of state-sponsored violence, I have a bridge to sell you.

And part of why 9/11 happened is because the CIA spent the better part of the last century staging coups in the Middle East.

You could have just said “I love coups!”

It’s two Presidents who are good, honest people

Not the worst Star Wars Day tweet, though.

Tell that to my 7 month old.

Yeah, this is definitely a “how dare people celebrate life events” piece.

This is how infants eat everything, though. They lack the fine motor control to eat anything cleanly, and it’s pretty common for new foods to perplex them and require encouragement from their parents. The only difference between how infants would eat a smash cake and how they would eat a slice of cake is size.

nobody cares dude

Pipes in warmer climates aren’t buried as deep because they’re generally not subject to this kind cold. Insulated homes don’t make a difference when your water line is only 3 feet under the freeze outside.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

VW stock went up $3 a share between when the “news” leaked and when we found out it was bogus. So I don’t think it’s entirely crazy for the SEC to look into it.

Stop making me want one so bad, Bradley. I saw my first one on the road last weekend, and it’s the best looking 4-door Porsche’s ever made.

Oh my god, an extra 25 minutes outside of your car every three hours, what a horrible imposition.

Some of you did not understand the assignment at all.

Found the dummy.

Got my second dose on Sunday and spent most of Monday fighting off a 102 degree fever. Totally worth it.

It’s pretty easy to make a seat weight sensor difficult to circumvent. Program it to expect a constant weight while Autopilot is engaged. Or, as multiple other people have suggested, follow GM’s lead and just use a camera.

Do you know of a weird or unique but must-have tool that every wrencher should have?