Yeah this is where I nominate my choices.

I'm very grateful to you for sharing this because I feel a tiny bit less awful knowing I'm not the only one.

Please.

Did someone say Tom Hiddleston? I wonder if staring at this photo would be more effective at fighting migraines than my prescription for Relpax.

No kidding. This is the illustrated guide to me during that video:

Oh God. I'm there with you.

So I finally have a job with paid vacation time (!) and paid sick time (yay!). I am going on Vacations! So excited!

These are two hard-won lessons:

Here's a guide to commenting. Here's an older invite thread that explains how getting posting privileges works. Here is a kitty.

I just needed to share...I JUST GOT A PIXIE!!!!!!!!! I still can't really believe I went for it. Out of the blue. I just got so bored with my shoulder-length limp hair so I made an appointment with my hairdresser for a little trim. We start talking and I mentioned how much I love the pixie cut Jennifer Lawrence got…

Whenever I start to get the feels for someone (I'm married), I just try to imagine them changing poopy diapers, dealing with my kids screaming, rubbing my back even though he's tired, and doing the dishes—all the wonderful things my husband does for me. By then, I've remembered that the other person comes with all…

Yes! Cook for her, be there when she gives birth (if she wants you in the room, please do it), help out with simple chores (i.e.-washing dishes, laundry, etc.). Keep her company. It seems like you know what to do. She's going to be very tired, so it'd be really awesome to have someone keep the place clean. I have a…

This might not be what you want to hear, but don't get into a relationship with a married guy, especially if he has a kid with his current wife. It may look sexy and romantic now when it's forbidden, but I promise, it's not. If that guy breaks up with his wife for other reasons, then he's fair game, but right now,…

Advice from Jezzies with children please!
A friend of mine will be giving birth soon, but her partner is moving away for a job just before the due date (they are still together). Most likely, she will be alone for the month leading up to the birth, the birth itself (although family will be around then I'd imagine) and…

Thanks for the encouraging words!

Hopefully this won't get buried, but has anyone used ELF studio make up brushes? I was thinking of buying a set while their sale is on!

Just wanting to share with some people who understand... I had an AWESOME date yesterday.

Don't Stand so Close to Me! Also by the Police :D

An update on the breakfast sandwich machine that I mentioned last week:

Stompin' the haters into the dust.