I worked for a bunch of architects who pretty much did all of these things except the actual ejaculating (but they would have pulled the wood glue shit). This spans all classes of men.

First of all, his nasty comment was not about you; it was about him. For some reason he couldn't tolerate losing to you, so he was mean to you. People who attack others to cover their own feelings of inadequacy usually have good instincts about how to target places you are vulnerable, but what he was really saying is…

Guys I just got my first kittens! They're 14 weeks and brother and sister. My parent's are not cat people so I could never have them before . I felt like this was the right group to squee with. (Never did a photo on here before, please forgive)

I can't believe I didn't think of that! I love the movie. Thanks!!

That "frequency hopping thingamabob" was the frame work that makes modern cell phone communication possible.

Happy birthday to me as well.

Oh man. I just stuffed myself silly on chilaquiles while watching the first season of Dexter. If only I had some tequila right now, I'd be the happiest person on the planet.

Are you on the Verizon network? Thank Hedy Lemarr, y'all.

I've never posted here before, but I've been reading this site for a while. I just wanted to say that I cut off my below shoulder - length hair for the first time EVER!!! I now have pixie cut (like this:

My husband and I just bought what could be God's gift to mankind - a breakfast sandwich machine. You put all the meat, bread, egg, fillings, whatever into the doohicky, and in five minutes - BAM! SAMMICH, MOTHAFUKKAS. We almost had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, we were so excited.

YouTube keeps making little skippy noises at me. I think it knows that I have no plans for tonight other than listening to "Skyfall" on repeat. I DON'T NEED YOUR "HELP," YOUTUBE.

Pope & Associates will not take your case. GOOD DAY, SIR!

So here's my Halloween costume homage this year:

Also, these sweet dreams:

This is why every time I see a certain individual my euphoric state is increased. Even when I think of them I feel a flush of happiness, well being and never depressed.

With all do respect, saying race is a "literal comment that has shifted over the centuries" makes no sense what's soever.

Haha when I read "bleaching your asshole" I was thinking that someone was going around soaking a guy they considered an asshole in bleach. So, yeah, never heard of that before.

This just reinforces some the rhetoric I've been inundated with that contends that I should use my vagina for nothing more than urination and procreative sex. In the dark. So no one can see how brown it is.

Hey all, avid vagina-enthusiast and lifelong penis-owner here.

As a black woman I'll just say the darker the berry the sweeter the juice.