So Ike Barinholtz wins Twitter today, right?

Holy hell. Dr. Ruth freakin partied!

How timely. I was just discussing the "walk of shame" last night with Mr. Wont. He looked at me like I was speaking another language; "You know, when you have a one-night-stand, and you have to walk home/back to your dorm room in your going-out clothes the next morning?" "Oh, you mean the walk of victory."

If that's his reaction, yeah, it's over, but he may try to mind game you. You deserve better.

I have three classes, one test, and two assignments before I can go home for Thanksgiving and I'm currently working my way through a Ghirardelli dark chocolate, caramel, and sea salt bar and watching Doctor Who instead. Yay Saturday night!

I am a terrible insomnia sufferer. But I swear a .5 mg of Xanax is the ticket. My doctor gives me exactly 30 a month. No more. Works beautifully about 90 percent of the time.

I'M FINALLY GRADUATING COLLEGE! IT TOOK ME 7 YEARS, BUT AT LEAST I'M GRADUATING! SORRY FOR THE CAP-LOCK! I AM SO EXCITED!

Today is my 58th Birthday! I feel great! Can I get a Woot-Woot? Cool. Survived a lot of shit and got grey hair, but life is good. Rock On, Jezebels!

I'm picturing them as the chorus in "1776."

I would just like to add that Khandi Alexander is a BAMF. I can't wait for Treme to start back up. Then as soon as Treme is over, Scandal will be back on. That's a potential for Khandi Alexander in my house, once a week through May!

I second that.

A-fuckin'-men!

I am grateful that my ex's are ex's.

She does. But he also killed Patrick Swayze in 1990 and she's seemingly fine with that too.

How can we help? What can we do? Do you need more people working with you remotely on research and advocacy. Are you working on national or local legislation? Let us know if there are resources that you need help with. I know that there are plenty who would be happy to.

I'm freaking the hell out of what's going to go down with Huck, Quinn, and the Killer Caboodles Set (I forgot who came up with that but trademark that shit asap). Was I wrong or in the preview was there a face lick?

Jake is so ($)@$( sexy I feel like I have to testify every time I see his face! And I haven't been to a church in like 20 years!

Also, can we just raise our hands to the fact that last night's episode had a black woman at the helm, behind and in front of the camera. Awesome trifecta. This may be first time ever, no?

This is B6-13 level torture...

Hi SDK,