That plane fight is totally unrealistic, everyone knows you can’t climb things that aren’t yellow! It’s science!

I know exactly one person who drives a Land Cruiser. His name is Robert, and he’s an engineer from Seattle. We met because we hired the same architect to design our houses.

Oh sure, the Jeep kit costs $49 but the frowny-grill kit, lift kit, mud tires/wheels, LED light bar, “Jeepin’ “ spare-tire cover and Punisher stickers push it to$135 and then I still have to buy the Lego Mall Parking Lot kit to pose it in.  This fucker is a major investment at that point.

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG GOOSE
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

It’s funnier even when you take in the fact that Amber is also a “Cop”. And the Librarian is a consultant for the “cops”.

And the MC is deputized.

That shouldn’t have anything to do with cops in this fantasy game unless there’s context within the game itself that should compel players to boo the game world’s police. It just seems weird and distracts from the rest of the article.

Will we get a remaster of these?

Jeep: “I’m sure he is coming back to rescue me soon, but I hope he hurries, this snow is getting deep”
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3 months later: “He must have gotten stuck himself, it’s ok, Ill be strong, conserve my battery, and do my best to hold up all this weight”
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6 months later: “He came back! I hollered as loud as I could and he heard…

Good that he said this, but he is more than a month and a half too late.

I need a hug :(

Can’t believe Bart is going to say the “N” word during a heated gaming moment on The Simpsons.

The real translation is “LOL we got our ad out, and will never hire a non-Japanese or non-White celebrity again to avoid this issue in the future.”

This has been on the daily deals for awhile now, but the code doesn’t work.

This has been on the daily deals for awhile now, but the code doesn’t work.

Doesn’t ‘officially’ support, you mean. Just duct tape that sumbitch!

No not really, because it and iPhone were both new back then and both products were miles better than Blackberry and Win Mobile. Even with the problems both platforms had at launch.  

But Im guessing you remember how easy it was to post up flame-bait articles for Android vs iPhone because it seems that’s what you…

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Someone went to film school with big dreams only to end up editing Will Smith's Instagrams.

You have chosen... poorly.

Terence Hill 2015 (76 years old)