darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
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Nevertheless, I believe he’ll be stabbed first in a prison riot, unfortunately.

For some reason I read this in Cleavon Little’s voice.

And he’s be sure to stretch that last “e” out.

I love this!!!

This times a billion. These assholes had the audacity to celebrate to the point where they chanted “we’re number 1" because they passed a bill that would kick 23 million people off healthcare.

Any headline about the AHCA’s CBO score needs to come with this pic attached.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

This person is clearly not American from his grammar and word usage.

The irony is it’s actually two conservative conspiracy theories. One, in which the DNC murdered him to cover up something about Clinton or some idiocy like that, and the other by Never Trumpers who claims the Russians murdered him. There’s no liberal side to this.

Saying “it’s sarcasm” doesn’t make it any less stupid and you any less slimy.

Nice false equivalence, but that’s not “Democrats” views on this. I loathe “superior centrist” types.

Yeah, messing with the priests’ money flow will still get you lynched.

Jesus told political leaders how to act all the damn time.

Incredible how it’s a Christian nation when it comes to policing others and not a Christian nation when it comes to...you know, taking care of the poor and loving thy neighbor.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Pre-existing conditions.

It doesn’t mention any of the hunting-related bills the NRA has lobbied Congress about this year, like the law that lets hunters in Alaska shoot hibernating bears

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

The White House gave Breitbart press credentials and when Breitbart asks Breitbart questions, they get upset?