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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
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After Rage of Ultron that’s hard to fathom... Pym gets a huge change in it.

I suspect Janet would remember who came up with the name...

Could be reborn Janet.

If it’s Pym in the Iron Man suit then I’m even more upset he doesn’t remember who named the Avengers as it was HIS WIFE

that makes sense (more then rick anyway)

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

I should have known better. I should have known that the fight would suck. I have lived long enough to know that the

Working title: The Blade

Alternate headlines for this story:

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

Dr. Mark Schickendantz

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

You could buy a case of the stuff for like $20 and you’d be stocked for ages!

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.