darkesttimelinezackmorris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
darkesttimelinezackmorris

My brother and sister-in-law gave us framed pics of them and their newborn for Christmas one year. The baby was relegated to the bottom corner and they are filling the frame. We took the picture out and put a picture of our dog in it.

I mean, you left the link in the story here, soooo...mission accomplished?

They are, by far, the best snugglers I have ever met.

OH MY CRAP My heart just exploded.

My wife LOOOOOVES to pretend she hates these and then changes the channel when I come into the room. I caught her this year though - we cut the cord so it’s not just a hit one button to switch shows situation anymore, and we sat down together and watched one about cookies with the brother’s wife from Royal Pains, who

I mean, I made an audible noise when I saw Ronin. And the Scott Lang floating card making it seem like he was dead then the surprise reveal?  PUT IT IN MY VEINS

As a work from home person, I work every weekend.

I was always a Reed Richards guy. Marvel’s Dad to me was a guy that could have done literally anything and chose to help people with his brain. “Solve Everything” during Hickman’s run was one of the great distillations of the character - the search to fix every problem led him to almost get us all killed - a macro

I think this is an excellent analysis. The books had an overarching timeline that had to be followed, and that gave the movies an excellent structure. With no overall arc, these movies seem only built to get to the next movie and tell one total story, instead of telling one story per film, as the books did. I didn’t

Truly, the rubber/glue defense has ne’er been used so eloquently. 

I saw that billboard and almost crashed my fucking car on 170 last week! Holy shit what are we doing???

I have DirectvNow and have liked the service so far. I like the “watch a football game on my phone when my wife makes me do stuff” aspect of it. The DVR is kinda shitty, but I just watch stuff on Hulu or the network apps using the DTVNow login, so it’s pretty easy.

I saw a Bojangles when we were visiting Nashville with my in-laws, and I almost flipped over our giant passenger van making an illegal U-turn to get to it. 

Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.  This is all due to that piece of shit inciting his army of gomers and imbeciles.

CNN just said the package at their studio was addressed to John Brennan.

He’s definitely thrown some hangars in his day.

I was so excited to add my 2 cents on this, as a lifetime St. Louis resident, but everyone has hit on the big points.

Imagine a world where all CW programs crossed over... 

I mean,

I live in St. Louis (on the IL side), and I saw this ad the other day. The hypocrisy blew my fucking mind.