Hey look everybody, it’s Donnie’s intentionally bad appointment to give him an excuse to leave the UN! Just like Daddy Putin wanted!

I always tell racists that they have failed an IQ test. They start talking that shit with me because I’m about the whitest person alive, and I live in the Midwest, so they assume I’m racist, which is fucking infuriating. If you hate someone for the color of their skin, you’re not smart enough to converse with.

Was he saying that Weinstien made sure that Ron shook TRUMP’S hand at a benefit? I’d have paid just to see Ron Perlman’s giant man hands swallow up Donnie’s tiny capuchin paws.

Rudy became Gothmog so quickly, we never noticed.

I love the “law and order” crowd being all about literal interpretations of every law, except of course for the emoluments clause, foreign interference in our elections, or any laws they don’t want to pertain to them. Only poor people have to follow the laws, according to Republicans.

I spent today doing this for a bunch of sites that I manage. It’s just for the GDPR requirements.

This is devastating to me. Fucking Bateman? REALLY? I LOVED YOU DAVID HOGAN

A lot of times my wife gets home from work and I immediately show her a trailer that I saw that day. Mostly it’s, I dunno, Deadpool 2 or Infinity War or something she’s grown to like over the years. I think tonight I may show her something she will actually like and we will go see together willingly.

Does...does he not know that A.M. means in the morning?

So, I remember getting free tickets to Forever because my friend’s sister worked at the theater and afterward I asked for re-payment for the 2 hours of my life that I had forfeited.

I had good feelings walking out of TPM because Duel of the Fates drove the rest of the awful out of my mind. When I watched it later at home, holy hell did I hate it.

I have a bet going with a friend of mine that he will not win a Nobel Prize in the next year. I feel confident.

As a Chris, this whole debate hurts my feelings, but makes me realize how far there is to go to become the greatest Chris.

In Bruges, Horrible Bosses, The Lobster, True Detective, he has had some great performances as weirdos and outsiders. I never like him as a traditional lead but always like him as an unconventional character.

Colin Farrell to me is better the weirder the movie/role is. He really sinks his teeth into oddball characters and is great when he is having fun.

Made it 29 seconds into the faux Matthew Berry video. I have never felt older or wiser than when I stopped.

That was my wife. We walked out of the movie and she said “I thought that was pretty good!” I was clenching my jaw in disgust through the entire movie. I read the books and she didn’t.

Captain America: The First Avenger was a terrific example of these.

You guys, I’m beginning to think that Sean Hannity has no journalistic ethics.