I avoided him in my weekly lineup league but he is my utility player in my daily league on days he doesn’t pitch. In espn leagues, you can play him at util/dh as long as he is also not pitching for you that day. I get 4 trade offers per day for him.
I avoided him in my weekly lineup league but he is my utility player in my daily league on days he doesn’t pitch. In espn leagues, you can play him at util/dh as long as he is also not pitching for you that day. I get 4 trade offers per day for him.
Make America Gobble (Up Children) Again
Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski has said that she wants Idris Elba in the role, but will accept any of the assorted Chrisses or Michael B. Jordan. I have no argument.
Also, I don’t care what anyone else thinks, he’s Ped Nugent from now on.
That, pal, is the First Amendment. Fucking read it.
These kids are a little bit old for Ped Nugent, aren’t they? Maybe that’s the issue.
If that’s all he has, then what was the point of despoiling the Earth? Either he’s a greedy toad or a traitor to the fucking human race (or both, really.)
There is no way that is Scott Pruitt’s actual net worth. That slimy motherfucker has millions stashed away that he’s not paying taxes on from oil companies and polluters.
I want to live inside this joke forever.
I buy them frozen in the store and make chili cheese fries with Steak & Shake Chili. I may be a monster.
I went with “No Shirt, No Shoes, Dan Schneider”
I called him Melt Damon because he looked like a slightly melted Matt Damon.
No, not really. I remember loving it as a kid. It was greasy, hot pizza you could eat in between rounds of Street Fighter or after your mom made you shop for back to school clothes. It’s “good” if you’re a teenager because it’s a bigass, filling slice of pizza. I also got one of the worst cases of food poisoning I…
Generally, if Indiana Jones, Captain America, and Superman fight against somebody, that’s the fucking bad guy.
My sister is CRUSHED. I used to drop her off at the mall to shop and that was where I would always find her when it was time to go. Then we’d get a slice of S’barro’s or some Panda Express and we were outta there.
If an adult is hitting on a child, they are doing adult wrong. I’ve had friends who I found out were trying to mess with younger girls, even when they were married, and they’re no longer friends. When I found out that a family friend of my wife’s parents had done that shit with my wife before I met her, I told him to…