No shit, I got offered tickets to this one (just timing for a friend’s partial season ticket package) and turned it down for the reasons you mentioned, except flip Berkman and the stadium full of evangelical weirdos. I mean, I can go get another beer while some fat asshole gives a terrible speech about how Jebus cares…

The first time he took his mask off in Winter Soldier my wife goes “Holy shit, Bucky got HAWT”.

Holy shit, I am in LOVE.

Hopefully, she’s just letting him back in to drop him down in a fucking pit, Buffalo Bill-style.

Yasssssss he’s the boss. He’s in a swivel chair, petting a white cat.

Miller should be the bad guy if they ever make a Kamala Khan movie.

This twerp and Jared Kushner have both perfected the “Creepy henchman that tortures the hero after he gets caught” look. Very believable as sadists.

Jared Kushner looks like the creepy henchman that is good at torture from an 80's action movie.

Oh shit, that’s even better.

No schwa sound for Donnie T.

Mount da negro.

My money’s on Aly in an arm wrasslin’ contest with this dude. Also with me.

I mean, the phrases are interchangeable.

I made this version if you like it better.

This is Lois and Clark during Downward Dog last night. They are displeased by the dog on the TV.

This guy needs to live with the consequences of being a vile, racist asshole. Shunning him from public spaces is just the start. Racism is not a valid opinion, and we can not and will not let it become one again. These people used to do this shit in obscurity until their orange ubermensch opened the door. They need to…

I know - it’s Pizzagate and Jade Helm and Sandy Hoax all over again. Just slimy opportunists desecrating a grave.