All of this is true. I’m having a blast with it. It’s definitely a different game, but once you get used to the openness of the universe, it’s a lot of fun.

This one?

It would be easy to run, since a day doesn’t go by without one.

I eat lunch with a lady work friend every week. It never leads to work bangin’. You know, because I’m a fucking grown-up and have self-control, and I don’t let the Bible tell me that my impulses aren’t my fault.

It was nice of Dr. Steve Brule to help Lyin’ Spice out with his bunny costume.

Besides, if they didn’t want those people to have to pay for it, they should cut their tax burden and put it on the people who should be paying it.

Cousin Eddie is wondering where his check is.

Your username gave me joy, and I salute you.

I’ve said it before. A Confederate flag is a failed IQ test displayed proudly.

My roommate and I had just left Dave and Buster’s in his WRX and were taking it easy on the drive back when an asshole in a Mercedes comes flying up behind us and slams on his brakes about a foot behind my roommate’s car. He starts flashing his lights and honking at us (we were going the speed limit on a business…

tinyhandbuttplugs@maga.com is getting spammed all to hell. This is why I bought a VPN.

Nonononono, I want them to be good. What they’re doing has sucked thus far. I can’t speak for anyone else, but if they changed tack, went in a new direction, they could save it. Maybe look at a story that isn’t The Dark Knight Returns at some point. That’s all. Starting your franchise out with a story that was…

Nobody writes less eloquently than people who hate Deadspin.

Tammy is my senator and an absolute ass-kicker. I’d vote for her so hard I would break the machinery.

As an actual video production professional in my former life, I can’t stop laughing at this. The smash cuts, the odd dutch angle, the picked up camera on a tripod during a live shot, the random, pore-exposing close-ups, the shot of Spicer’s half-face at the end, it’s as perfect as if Tim and Eric did it. This is truly…

But does he take Pence with him? He is the current embodiment of the Banality of Evil. That’s a guy who will competently dismantle people’s rights and work towards Christia Law.

Somebody paid the troll toll.