The commercial for this was just on, and I’m holding my dog and sobbing.

I get what you’re saying. The best thing for us clueless white dudes to do is to listen and stick up for people that need it and want it. A lot of women don’t want or need us to white knight them on shit, they’re tough enough to handle it. If you pay attention, they’ll tell you how to help. Be empathetic to other…

I’d like to see anybody try. That woman is the biggest badass I’ve ever met. She will CRUSH Trump and his army of buttboys. Bring on the dissension. That’s Tammy’s jam.

In the hierarchy of things that tell you that you are, in fact, doing something wrong, under cover of night is right at the top.

NEVAR

I honestly don’t even know how to respond to that.

I was a Rams fan for the duration of their time in St. Louis. While I’m glad that my tax dollars aren’t going directly into Stan’s pockets anymore, the move left such an awful taste in my mouth that I don’t even like the NFL anymore. I still watched out of habit this year, but next year, I’m out. No more fantasy…

Remember, in 2004, nobody knew who Barack Obama was. I think another rising star, badass Illinois senator is going to sweep Trump out of office in 2020 with a historical win. I’m calling it right now: TAMMY DUCKWORTH 2020. COME WITH ME AND LIVE

I love the apples to oranges comparison of TV ratings from 2005 to today. The biggest show n TV today pulls 1/4 the audience share of an average show 10 years ago. People have more to watch now, and Nielsen ratings don’t accurately reflect how people consume TV anymore.

Somewhere, there is a pile of hastily-scrawled post-it notes with incriminating evidence all over them.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, white boy is a slur that should be a fireable offense now? Holy fuck, Bo. You are America’s biggest crybaby, you triggered whiner. Go fuck yourself with your second place trophy in your mayonaise-coated safe space.

Oh, there are racist morons buying them right now, just because of this. There’s probably a link on Brietbart and Daily Fuhrer or whatever.

That screenshot is the dictionary definition of “mansplaining”.

HE HAS PEOPLE SKILLS

Jesus, we can’t even get this right. A perfect capper to 2016 in St. Louis sports.

Her coach convinced her to stand up and box.

And then I’d beat them to death with their own dick.

Hell, I spent puberty desperately hoping and praying to a nonexistent God that a girl would accidentally brush into me. That’s why I said generally. Lots of guys were groped by other kids, it just doesn’t seem prevalent. My mileage will totally vary from yours, just like with anything else. That’s one of the things…

Also, I’m a Chris, so we are now friends by the transitive property of internet.