Yeah, my parents, sister, brother-in-law and nephew live there. They’re wonderful, caring people. Your provincial bias, based on the tiny group of people you read about, is offensive.

Thanks - maybe I’ll emerge stronger than ever!

Nope. It’s crazy. I’m sick right now from having my nephew over last week. I’m a little worried about a work trip I have later this year - I’m supposed to run the on-demand service for a football and cheerleading competition for a whole week. A whole week of children. I may die.

This times 10 million. When I was a cameraman, I was in convention centers filled with people and stadiums constantly, and I never got sick. Now that I work at home, all it takes is a kid looking a me and I’m immediately sick. Like they’re teleporting phleghm into my head.

No, George Lowe is still alive and working.

Exactly. I’m from St. Louis, and we were so sure we were getting the Stallions (that was our expansion team) that I have a t-shirt. Jacksonville getting a team was just another in a long, long line of dick kicks the NFL had for us.

LA wasn’t out there yet. The decision to put the teams in Charlotte and Jacksonville was in 1993. The Rams came to St Louis in 1995.

I think you just wrote Zookeeper 3.

The first Amendment.

This is the truest of statements.

Of course, our whole site is built on Drew’s jokes.

Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job I made a terrible photoshop and everything!

My Dad, Darkest Timeline Derek Morris I guess, has Celiac. It has gotten waaaaay easier to take him to dinner since this became a fad, but with more products comes more opportunity for those products to not be truly gluten free, just labeled that way. He runs into something that makes him shit orange roughly once a…

I ran a poll on my website for what team I should pick after the Rams left, and my asshole invisible internet friends voted me into Browns and Bills fandom. I hate football now.

Your sports talk radio show is Stinky and Sphincter on 730, The Sports Rupture.

Will the 360/PS3 versions be backwards compatible Tuesday?

Absolutely! I just reinstalled it, actually.

The world’s trolliest collection of lawyers strikes again...

If he doesn’t have a hairless cat named Mr Wrigglesworth, I don’t even know what we’re doing here anymore.