During the summer, I think the mess Real Madrid was facing really took away notice about how things might not be going Barcelona’s way. Not just how they were really betting on this transfer to an absurd degree, but just the start of the season has been abysmal for them. While one shouldn’t read too much in the first…

Well the Florida panhandle is essentially South Alabama. 

“Knowledge Is Good”

E pluribus anus

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

Look, up there: it's the joke, it just went over your head!

James is playing a longer game than a few basketball seasons. 

It is the Italian club, not the MLS club. Come on man, don't be clueless.

Well the Lakers scored the jackpot with the DeMarcus Cousins signing.

Can’t believe he openly talks about playing for the Buccaneers...

Jack:

For the last time, Rex Grossman is NOT coming out of retirement!

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

I mean is it actually a surprise that a literal hereditary monarch would enable the Tories, the party of hereditary wealth and elite conservatism?

I just have no idea what the fuck is up with the Barca hierarchy this off season. First, they sweet talk Greizmann enough to make him declare he’s leaving Athletico before anyone has even made a bid for him. Then this whole Neymar fiasco? Knowing that Suarez is just getting older fast, I understand why they want…

Soccer Kobe, then.

As far as I know Kyrie hasn’t endorsed any fascists either. 

Well, Kyrie's never had a rape accusation, so there's that