Judge grants a stay of execution for the nation’s retinas.

Brandon Sanderson Jr’s going to write it in 2050.

I was disappointed that we actually had Jorah Mormont and Lyanna Mormont in one place, in one episode and we got... nothing. Come on! Are you telling me Lyanna doesn’t have any snide, cutting remark for the long-lost disgraced cousin that she’s never known? Does she not feel the need to smack him around a little and…

Dolorous Edd: “Back, he’s got blue eyes!”

I’ve warged your dog. Can confirm.

Davos continues to be the best character.

And my AryaXGendry shipper heart almost exploded.

I'm writing in Lyanna Mormont in 2020.

Jacobian relates to matrices. You’re thinking of Jacobean. Not to be confused with Jacobin, relating to French radicals in the revolutionary era.

You did it! Your legacy as the first guy to make an obvious joke in bad taste on an article about a 5-year-old being murdered is intact!

He should be a Major General Booty?

Man, they REALLY don’t want Johnny Manziel playing football.

The sad thing is that there was just literally no way to predict this would happen. 

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

Joe L’Official is getting robbed. Also I feel like this is extraordinarily Problematic, but I voted anyway.

Anyone beating Jizyah Shorts would be a huge upset but I would be completely okay with Bear Spiker v Pope Thrower.

Everyone is sleeping on Joe, prolly because we hate on l’officials around here so much.

If Bear Spiker makes it past Gooch-Fant I could see them making it out of the region. The Chrotchtangle is sort of weak.

KER-MIT SPRINK-ULLS!

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

The fact that Steele Fortress doesn’t play defense is very disappointing.