I’m sorry, did you say EAT?

Worst thing in the bathroom to see is other people eat in there. We all know the disgusting stuff people do in the bathroom. Why would you bring food into that equation!?

I used to work with a guy who would often eat in the bathroom. Maybe like once a month, I would see him standing at the sink with a plate of food.. He would put the plate on the counter next to the sink. And he would eat his food there. It was usually when the company bought us lunch. And more often than not, our…

its the ski lady and its not even close

“We’re not sure.”
-NFL

I have no idea what is ”Deflategate” but what you described sounds a lot like Ballghazi.

I’m surprised Liverpool hasn’t signed him up to one of their youth teams. 

And even more so if one looks UK wide, with political affiliations in the SPL (Old firm) and Irish league

It held Brock Osweiler to 139 yards on 15 completions

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

Wayne Rooney’s achievement is even more impressive if you consider that he moved to a foreign country without even speaking the same language. 

I’m not going to lie, I’m too high for this whole post but I did look at the pictures (some of which were moving) and some of the words. I have predictions:

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

SERIOUSLY. Margaret Thatcher was a right wing fuckface of the highest order who ruined a whole bunch of shit for a lot of people. She was like something straight out of an Ayn Rand masturbation fantasy.

She was perfectly willing to collude in a prolonged smear campaign against 96 dead people (many of them children) who did NOTHING fucking wrong except go to a football match, so y'know... I hope she's getting toasted crispy somewhere right now.

Shame on Jezebel.

I hadn't heard that. She was kind of a right-wing douchenozzle, really.

That woman could be exhumed and rolled down a mountain of shit, land in a shit lake, and have the shit of every person in the North dropped on her head, and it would still not be enough.

Yeah, since when did everyone start loving Margaret fucking Thatcher?

Love ya Lindy but