Your understanding pretty much nails it.

Bravo on taking a stance against the Scum, Deadspin. Bravo.

Depends if they’re Catholics or Prods

Welcome to what Brexit felt like. It doesn’t get better.

Have you ever seen Arouna Kone play? Never mind Valencia, I’d gladly take Gene Wilder’s corpse over him.

I come from Liverpool. There are no castles anywhere in the vicinity. This is definite bullshit.

That’s because Wales has as much personality as a cigarette butt floating in a muddy puddle.

Umm... the Scots are British.

Except we’re separate countries and Texas, California and Hawaii aren’t, ya tart

As a born and bred bluenose, tonight was nothing short of an absolute disgrace. I have never seen a more abject performance from an Everton team. And I grew up in the dark days of the mid-90s relegation dogfights. Ever since his Wigan days, it’s been the Martinez way to not give a thought to defending (I’ve heard that…

Wow. Jezebel takes over Deadspin and, within hours, a picture of terrible Australian cricketer Dan Cullen appears on the site. This is the best day ever.

I would love to know where you pulled Holbeach and Kirby Muxloe from. It’s almost impossible to name two more obscure places.

Dear America,

If you’re looking for a comparison with an American athlete, you’re looking for a guy who showed promise early on in his career, maybe even made an all-star game, then found his natural level at a “good enough to start for a team at the mid-lower end of the league” sort of place. I don’t really have much NBA or MLB…

Never been a fan of Robles. Saw quite a bit of him at Wigan, and nothing he did there or at Everton, up until a few weeks ago, has convinced me that he’s our number 1. The last few weeks has softened my stance a bit, but going out and finding a keeper, whatever the cost, in summer is now imperative. Fraser Forster…

He was truly naff at United. Had the occasional moment, but occasional moments don’t work for keepers. They deal in consistency. Improved year on year at Everton though, and had a 5 or 6 season run of being one of the top 5 (arguably top 3 at times) Premier League keepers.

Yes. He had a shocker last season and has been equally woeful in this one. A large proportion of Evertonians have wanted rid of him for several months now.

Quite. But few teams, in England at least, are as overtly transparent about it.

No. They’re an awful, disgusting club with a sickening racist culture that permeates all levels, and possess some of the most horrible fans in the country. At this point, with United, Liverpool and Chelsea out of the running, I’m “anyone but Leicester”.

My Lord, I hate everything that has been written about Arsenal in this.