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Throw in the awful weather

I’m not entirely sure what sort of Dowton Abbey-esque caste system people think we’ve still got here, for her to be looked down on. And I don’t doubt that her parents started a business from scratch and made a lot of money through hard work. I’m just saying, if her Dad was sent to one of the most prestigious private

Oh please. Kate is from a very upper-middle class family. Her dad was schooled at Clifton College, a 150 year old boarding school that (currently) charges £33,000 per year in fees! A school also attended by famous commoners such as W.G. Grace and Field Marshal Douglas Haig. She herself went on to receive a similarly

Fanbloodytastic. Benítez is one of the more thoroughly dislikable managers out there. And, more than that, he’s somehow parlayed the one good job he did at Valencia over a decade ago, into a string of disappointingly mediocre showings at some of the world’s biggest clubs. He’s earned nothing more than to get

Good question. The answer is not massively. Even if they didn’t provide an option to get it on tv, you can simply connect the computer it’s being streamed on to the tv by a HDMI cable. Failing that, everyone can watch it on their phones. Not such a communal experience, but hey, no one misses anything at least.

My God, that woman is truly nauseating

Corrupt administrator objects to being held to account by his corrupt body. Shocking development

We’d love to. But, unfortunately I’m not sure British law is strong enough to allow it. I mean, our Prime minister got away with fucking pigs, for God’s sake!

Love your work guys. Despite it being gone 4am in this part of the world, me not really having a clue who most of those clowns were, and probably having to have a long hard think about how I live my life after staying up all night to listen to them, it was brilliant. Commiserations on actually having to live with that

Before Deulofeu arrived, the squad’s favorite way to get the ball to Lukaku was to thump him long passes over the top

€9m (roughly £6.5m. No idea what that is in dollars) if they take the option next summer, or €12m (somewhere between £8m and £9m) the summer after. I believe they can’t use the option in the January windows.

Is Chris Kluwe pretty to begin with?

The Premier League started in the 92/93 season, actually

maybe they weren’t really as good as they seemed last year (Fabregas)

The premise of this is a bit harsh. Yes, Diego Costa’s a massive arsewipe. Yes, he’s one of the most hideously overrated players on the planet. Yes, it’s fun to laugh at him. But this isn’t the colossal fuck up I was expecting to see when I clicked on it. Could have done better, aye, but the keeper did everything

For what he said, no (if what he said could have been construed as attempting to encourage other people to go out into the streets and assault homosexuals, it may have been a different matter.) But a complaint was made to the police, and they’d be remiss to ignore any complaint made to them, therefore they have to

Well that’s just not true. According to the Royal Collection Trust’s own figures, there were 1, 328,560 visitors to Windsor Castle and 506,305 to Buckingham Palace in 2014. Now, when compared to Visit England’s figures for visitor attractions in 2014, that would place them as the 24th and 74th most popular

Similarly to that, friend of mine lived in a house that had a major rat infestation back when we were students. One appeared in the kitchen once and my friend (who’s 6’4” and about 240 pounds) kicked the bastard, with all he had, right across the room, where it bounced off the fridge. Most disturbing thing I’ve ever

Just to pile on top of the oh-so-many examples already given:

Double Olympic champion and 1500m World Record holder Hicham El Guerrouj.

Hashim Amla, captain of the world no. 1 ranked South African cricket team (and while we’re on cricket - Imran Tahir, also of South Africa; England’s Moeen Ali & Adil Rashid; Zaheer

Naturally, you will roll your eyes and groan and make masturbatory hand gestures and tweet something dismissive about white/British people