Fortunately, Bartlett's arguments have holes in them large enough that an African Bull Elephant could comfortably mosey on through.

Most of the time, a movie can have dream sequences or virtual-reality illusions. You really have to pick one.

Give me a break, I'm too busy hating my dad.

purse-lipped shitheads watching from a goddamn couch

Tell me you wouldn't gladly do a pass on "J-Bug Needs A Toilet" for $5K and and an invitation to a party at the Playboy Mansion (grounds only).

"Dan Snyder's Early Abortions" sounds like one of the lesser-known DC hardcore bands on Dischord.

Have they ever taken a risk on "name" free agents?

I suppose that if you insist on conflating [X] with [public-relations-spirited journalism about X] — then you can plausibly, even indolently argue that pretty much everything is bullshit. Seth MacFarlane is comedy. The Kardashians are America. X is X and also Y, while there is no Z. Signification collapses,…

So Olbermann attended Pitt, I guess?

So you're inviting people to your place and ordering snack platters so everyone can meditate on the big problems in the world?

So I went to the depressing mattress store

I've seen repeated statements (by journalists) that Jordan's special-forces capability was "built" with generous help and guidance from the US.

(betty and veronica, should you ever meet them)

I'm not sure you're responding to my comments here, but I appreciate your response anyway. Very vividly described.

I'm here all week, folks. And tips are appreciated.

Certainly they've both taken huge bites out of mine.

Just keep buying more Charlie Sheen-branded merchandise, and I guarantee we'll get there.

I remember. She was quoted (by who knows what source) describing her anticipation of each successive cosmetic procedure: Something like, "I can't wait to wake up and be a whole new person."

This really isn't my field, and I need to paraphrase anyway — but I'm told that plenty of outfits are completely unsatisfactory to wear if you don't possess a certain minimum curviness.

This isn't something I know personally since I don't have bazooms at all — but I've been told by reliable sources that having smallish ones is also discouragingly limiting.