Clearly, the Pats are just using the QB position to stockpile dreaminess.

How would a kid turn out if he's raised solely on a TV diet of Robot Chicken? Now that's a Kickstarter I would contribute to.

It's like a walking talking anime character has come to live among us.

I feel the exact same way about Joan Rivers.

Sure is a lot of food writing at the beginning of this article. Which is about sports, huh?

Senator, I have met some incredible pussies — incredible pussies are friends of mine — and you, sir....

You. Comment here more. Please.

If you prefer to read the end of the sentence as though it undercuts the unmistakable assertion previously made — okay, that interpretation will play. But read that way, the argument is poorly constructed for an entirely different reason, and thus still worth revisiting.

I understand this criticism, but practically no one else working today does Awkwardly Sexy as well as Ms. Plaza does. She absolutely glows with sex appeal, while apparently not trying to at all — in fact half the time she seems like she's actively trying to subvert her appeal, yet of course her failure to accomplish…

Coppola has Aubrey Plaza and Mary Elizabeth Winstead in his movie

I don't have any strong opinions about this guy or his approach to women — but you won't find me critiquing any dude who can wear the fuck out of a pink suit like that.

Ah, you're good people, bullfrog. I'd buy you a drink anytime.

I don't know — but it's not me. Because it always puts a big grin on my face when I see you come around, Rooo.

And now your face, like mine, is singed by a supernova of unexpected brilliance on this fine January morning. We will remember this moment for all our days.

If this comment is a parody of someone not getting the joke, then I have to say: Bravo. The preparation, the commitment — it's all there. I can feel it.

It's okay, you can call it "clenvy." You're among friends here. I mean, fellow sufferers.

Myrna! Is that really you, here? Well, that's fantastic.

Don't feel bad — that comment is better than everything. Ever. It's a blowjob pizza with a long tall drink of someone else's beach house for a week.

+1. For me, it's the inclusion of Cleo Lemon which makes this list.

+1. And I'm casting my HOF ballot right now. I don't even need to see the rest of the field. This is Tiger's-first-Masters-win quality, right here.