Men seem to have some sort of guide as to how to do it from watching old movies - you as an assistant get treated like an perk (like private office with a window or a Christmas bonus) and there is a certain happiness to it. But with a woman tends to be more like you're a part of her job and it's her job to keep you…

I use a completely different line of reasoning, but I arrive at the exact same conclusion: Never read ATL. You'll live longer.

A lot of hang time on the punts, I guess.

Montreal looks like a tire fire

I'm going to have to look into adding Bibi Jones to my fantasy team.

"I own an Xbox."

Olivia Munn, League Commissioner.

Entitled? We're talking about a corn maze, right?

+1

I appreciate Juliette Lewis' effort to address the potential social awkwardness of having been masturbated to a lot.

+1

+1 set of over-the-ear headphones

Collinsworth is pretty good.

Any reason to think McLane's wrong about Bowen being a hack who covers up his flaws with bluster and sucker punches?

Is there a funnier band name? Not even A Flock of Seagulls compares.

having his hair tousled

But it's so hard to get approved over there. Their standards for proof of existence are very high.

the myth of the big-city microscope

Finally I can see what my performance reviews look like from the other side of the desk.

Gene Mauch, happy? Let's go with "slightly less cranky," instead.