People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

I’m having a very David at the Dentist moment right now.

I think we’ve reached a meta level of parody that is a parody of meta level parodies.

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.

I will take either Ellen Barkin or Allison Janney mostly cause I loved them in Drop Dead Gorgeous

Jean Smart was who I thought of first when I saw that blond hair, I feel a fondness for her.

Julianne Moore.

I’d like Susan Sarandon to play her mom. If the mom is someone who wears short skirts, we need a MILF for this, and Susan is pretty funny when she’s in comedies.

I was thinking Megan Mullaly but I think your Patricia Clarkson suggestion won me over.

It’s pretty obvious which team is the best team in this feud.

Good job, Mr. Harris.

The username says it all.

Reddit is pretty much a gaping asshole.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

I am a lifelong underachiever who is a borderline hermit, so... if you figure it out, let me know?

This belated birthday card arrived this week, from my charming nephews. Their approximate ages are 17, 14, and 10. Ages are approximate because I am a terrible aunt.

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

Here is the issue I have with this whole thing. Would you force an african american baker to make a lynching cake for a kkk member? How about a jewish baker to make a nazi cake? A pro-choice baker making an aborted fetus cake (10/10 would have a slice) for an anti-choice rally?

If you answer no to either of these, then…

I want to preface my response by saying that I absolutely am strongly in favor of gay rights and think that under anti-discrimination laws, a baker should have to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple just as for any other couple. But this wasn’t a wedding cake, it was a cake with a specific message on it saying…