you can’t be arrested for (potentially felony) malicious destruction of property? News to me! Time to fuck with my neighbors!

There are a ton more charges because the dude used a handgun. Unlawful discharge of a weapon would be one, probably get him on wanton endangerment too.

Uhhhh... dude...?

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

Mark my words. This little motherfucker is going to kill one of those White Walker giants.

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

lol cum

My grandma said “don’t do whipits.”

Born from the cream, die by the cream. That’s what my grandma always says.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Same. Just give us a reboot or whatever at this point. Doesn’t matter how, I’d play it.

GREAT NEWS!

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Wonder how he feels about Germany? Just for consistency’s sake, of course.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”