Ken Loach hits the nail on the head here:

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

It was, in fact, a flaming disaster.

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

“We also see dead people.”

-Each of 70,828 paying MetLife attendees

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

“He’s the nicest kid in the world”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

I don’t care how they do it in Europe, playoffs are good.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

It’s not all about looks.

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.