Vick is a curious example. (He’s served his jail time, a example making sentence, and has been working with the Humane Society for about 5 years now.) But I agree with your overall point.

Beautiful. Sincerely, thank you.

Is this a lame protest thing you do every loss?

Or are you doing me the great service of putting two things I really like Cardinal losses and Mitch Hedberg jokes in one place?

You seem like you would be a terrible friend. For a number of reasons.

And this is one of the few times I feel confident making such a statement based on a single internet comment.