Ah, Dan Rooney’s dead, and the rest of the league has proven it doesn’t really care about The Coloreds.

Does the Rooney rule apply if you already have your hire before you fire your current coach?

Well played.

“Back in my day, when you lined up for a punt, you punted. These damn millennials are ruining the game.”

Trick plays will always be the best kinds of plays to me. The only thing more entertaining than a trick play that works is one that fails horrifically. But any trick play is great in my book. If you could somehow build a team around nothing but trick plays I would gladly consume all of it and ask for more.

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

Also their backup QB was Brian Griese, geez at least google the Wikipedia article next time

Oh I knew all about the Grossman team. It still just feels like an oxymoron. Any Bears team of this millennium definitely did not feel “Super Bowl bound” at any point. No matter their regular season record. Any Lovie Smith coached, Rex Grossman quarterbacked team should not ever feel Super Bowl bound. The more you…

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

When even the Pentagon says “fuck you,” you know you’re a failed President.

No participation trophies for losers.

I am so proud of my hometown - or at least the people who worked very hard to make this happen. The racists who are pissed off can just move. Most of them already have.

Ingenious.

I don’t trust cryptocurrency.

Rays GM Erik Neander never played shortstop for the Giants.

Ha like there’ll be a Florida in 2543

“I traded 1 apple for 4 apples.” You won the trade!

The math checks out.

The Rays got four guys for one. Seems like a pretty sweet deal.