The NFL makes a distinction between running the ball in and catching in the end zone. Using a RB as an example is of no help in this case.

Why do you want to pay child care? You should be at home taking care of your child yourself, not working outside the home. That’s what men are for. The men who are working in the coal mines that Trump is bringing back. And if any of you ever get sick, then walk it off, damn it! Like a real damn American.

These cunts don’t know/don’t care what it actually takes, financially, to live in America. Your shitty little $2000 child tax credit hardly pays for one fucking month of childcare! Fuck them, fuck this shit, fuck the whole thing!

“You’ve got to remember, I’m the only guy in the modern era who didn’t want this job. I did this because I had to do it.”

I heard this fucking asshole on NPR this morning. He said in brief - “For a single mother a deduction for a child is $1,000. We have doubled that deduction to $2,000!!!!! And DEMOCRATS HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS TO SINGLE WORKING MOTHERS....”

I’ve had a shitty ass week. I had a tire blowout last Tuesday. My water heater burst on Wednesday after only 2 years. My wife got a flat tire on Thursday. I spent the weekend fighting with Sears about their defective water heater. We’re bathing our daughter in the sink using an electric kettle. And I’m on my boss’…

I actually think it’s dogshit and wax not taffy

Sorry.

Are you seriously suggesting that O’Brien would rather the team flame out and get a higher draft pick but lose his job, than keep his job by squeaking into the playoffs? Because that’s dumb af.

He’s concussion proof.

The point about familiarity doesn’t even really apply considering that Kaepernick would have been way better suited to running the Deshaun Watson-style-offense than Yates or McGloin (on top of just being a way better player)

Counterpoint: he’s got a really big afro.

He looks like I did on the first day of Secondary School where all my clothes were bought a size bigger so they’d last longer.

It’s week 16. You expect him to be able to find a group of buyers, have their finances vetted by the league, and complete a massive $2.5B transaction before next Sunday?

Do it! Dooooo iiiiiiiiit!

Being that every picture of this dude looks like a racist muppet in a golf cart, I’d wager he hasn’t run shit in a LONG time.

Dude, you have 2 rings with Ben, stop complaining, no one feels bad for you. Unreal that fanbases like this have the gall to complain about how bad the past 20 years of fandom has been.

a slow, awkward, but somewhat exciting race to the end of the season. fitting

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd there they gooooooooo........right out of the NFC playoff picture.....”