As a Viking fan I completely understand your kicking pain. My idiot team traded UP to draft a kicker in the 5th round. He tanked the Packers game and was cut. Then went on to miss only 1 kick the rest of the season with Oakland.

That is true. Horrible ratio for a pitcher

It was a sad year to be a twins fan. This guy was a light at the end of a very long tunnel.

What part of “struck out 4 times in 235 plate appearances” don’t you understand?

And yet the carnival show known as Matt Patricia rolls on!

Yeah, I own the original game and it doesn’t hold up. Why port it to the classic?

Randy’s the realest mother fucker. When he’s wearing his oversized coat with the arms that won’t come down, he’s me. That has to beat decoder pin.

interestingly enough 70% of the senate voted for this bill!

I mean it passed by 50 votes. It’s not like they have to go back to the super racist Republican twats to get the two thirds. It’s almost already at three fourths!

There is a Simpsons quote for literally everything on heaven and earth.

“If there is a second coming, I certainly hope Jesus has a strong enough sense of irony to find what’s been done in his name at least a little amusing.”

I imagine a day where cannabis companies buy the stadium naming rights (almost happened in Denver last year). “Munch On This Memorial Stadium” will be glorious.

Ray Rice sends his regards.

The person who kept eating the cushioning out of her mattresses left me with mental scars.

But I think we need the question answered, was she hot?

And Barry needs answers to these questions because he’d like to pick them in his survivor league in week 17

I feel weird starring something from someone named Poop!69, but what can I do.

Fair enough! You are correct. I feel like 3 weeks out its a done deal. But technically they can’t clinch until they win or the Vikes lose.

Same. I don’t want to imagine how many fucking pits I fell into until I realized I was putting together a goddamn phone.

The sad part is, you could capture this video in a gif and append it to every tweet that Trump blasts out where he blames the democrats and his people would still blame the democrats