It seems baffling to us but they’ve become convinced that Democrats (even Doug Jones) are worse than pedophiles. Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

“Like Simon [Cowell], I’m also a truth-teller, a straight shooter. But at the end of the day, I’m not here to tell anyone they suck. It’s not about that.”

I’m also a truth-teller, a straight shooter.

Let’s check in with them now.

I think the last Democrat they elected to the Senate was Richard Shelby, who is still in office.

The Vikings are in the crazy position of having three starter quality quarterbacks on one roster and we just can’t wait to see how they’ll blow it!

yes, switching out your starter for a completely untested 5th rounder is totally the same as switching out your backup for your first round pick who led you to the playoffs 2 years ago

There will be a lot more teams than that remembering his strong start, ready to throw him a foolish amount of money. And he’ll return to earth faster than a meteorite. He’ll be the second coming of Matt Flynn!

I’m guessing the Browns, Broncos, and Cardinals would be interested if the trade deadline weren’t already past.

Agreed. What’s astounding, though, is that, in the Year of Pat Robertson’s Lord Two-Thousand and Seventeen, Case Keenum is a viable NFL starter on a playoff-quality team. Someone get me that “Are we really sure the world didn’t end in 2012?” meme.

The Packers catching them from two games back without Rodgers would be a very Vikings thing to have happen. I certainly can’t assume Detroit will do it.

This year’s Vikings are at least good enough to blow a Divisional round game.

Absolutely not. The very notion that the Vikings shitting the bed doesn’t involve missing a chip-shot field goal is insulting to those of us that have watched previous chip shots, hoping they’d go in, and fucking knowing they never would.

I’m an Alabama resident and some of the comments on al.com right now are disgusting. They will vote Moore for one reason and one reason only - prolife. See, those babies need to be born so Moore and his ilk can rape them later.

See: Treadwell, Laquon, and his 13 career catches

you are correct.

Theilen and Diggs are ridiculous. They both show how scouting is almost completely random.

People keep bringing up Teddy’s 2015 stats, as if numbers put up an a much worse offense that was entirely designed to run Adrian Peterson are directly comparable to those put up this year.

I live in Alabama and sadly and embarrassingly and shockingly, what you said is 100% correct. A democrat is far worse than a pedophile (or Satan) for that matter.

Unfortunately, you would be 100% correct. As a liberal former Alabamian we’ve always referred to the Southeast as the “Bible Belt”. Which essentially allows you to be a fucking awful turd in the form of a human being, as long as you preach the gospel, oppose gay marriage etc.... FUCK. Them. All!