Llamas: Do you believe Roy Moore over the women?

Aaaand now I need to shower ... with bleach.

Yyyyyyep. Mississippi person here. We would be having this same horrible experience if it were my native state’s US Senate seat up for grabs. Not everything about the deep south is monolithic, but this shit definitely is. “Wu’re guuuuuuud peeeeeeple.” Um, yeah, if you got a flat tire or something people will stop and…

Sure, how dose that apply to my statement?

Apparently part of their land-buy deal is that they also hired a known eminent domain attorney to be on retainer. Some of the people on the AV Club posting had lengthy explanations, but apparently it’s comically easy to tie domain disputes up for YEARS, and so even if they lose, they’ll still be a huge pain in the ass…

Mmmmh yeah love the sound of blackballing people accused of things, because that’s clearly proof now...

Holy crap, they got Peter Coyote (the guy who does all the Ken Burns films) to narrate. This is the most amazing promotional video I’ve ever seen.

I got the email yesterday afternoon and immediately threw money as hard as I could at it. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SURPRISES.

A game for horrible people is fighting horrible people.
As one of the horrible people who have played it, I approve.

It’s very bad to slander someone, y’all. In fact, some would say it’s even worse than dating and assaulting children. And those people can fuck off.

Fun fact, Krasinski originally auditioned for the role of Dwight.

...and most of them are very very pissed. But they still feel the need to “protect the Country” from Democrats. These fucking people.

He doesn’t believe the allegations against Moore, claiming there are holes in the accusers’ stories.

Not even Saul Goodman would touch Roy Moore.

When did Bill Burr become the head coach of an NFL team?

Dwight and Angela’s Love was the most pure of all.

I guarantee this guy had to use a calculator to figure out those completion percentages.

Buffalo was ultimately worried about the Kaep hit.

I’m sure the defense, up 44 and using backups, was really pressing at that point.

Sean — and I say this with an incredible amount of respect for you as a writer (one of my favorites on the internet), a journalist, and a person — this is legitimately clickbait bullshit. The mountain of qualifiers heaped in the second half of this article practically unwrites the first and proves that point. Except…