Got you covered.

I’m downthread...

At the Deadspin awards can we formally rename this trophy after Savage? Obviously give some consideration to others like Osweiler who could conceivably sweep the rest of the season

Dammit, I should have gone with the thoughts and prayers, but I didn’t want to hurt anyone.

It’s too soon to think about thinking about this.

I may have broken your star button I double tapped that so hard.

How many plugs did the stories contain? That’s the true test.

Some of this is actually a really good idea.

Pence

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

On the list of things adults can do with their neighbors, just for fun, practicing cheers for a yet-to-open high school comes in about 20 places behind, “orgy” and only slightly ahead of, “murdering them.”

You’re conflating my online persona with my real-world one. Online, I satisfy all of those requirements. In the real world, shut up. I don’t want to talk about it.

Is this not standard earth-human behavior? I will take this information back to my superiors immediately.

I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

I still cant get over the fact that this man and his neighbors were out practicing cheers for the upcoming school year. Utah must really be a strange place.

+1; incredible use of picture

Last night in bed, I told my wife that just like a phoenix rises from the ashes, my penis would rise again. She laughed at me and went back to surfing on her iPhone.

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

I’m told this means she has a karaoke machine. Can we get confirmation of the presence of a karaoke machine?