Happy monday!

I’m very curious as to what non-traditional European shoulder treatments look like.

Let’s say Irsay invests in a better line, though. It’s just gonna get snorted up right quick.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

Still a better passer than Brock Os— nevermind.

Don’t worry; the NFL’s top notch concussion watchers are on it.

That would earn a flag for excessive Smoot-ing.

It looks like the Bears have...puts glasses on...out foxed themselves.

Eh. Now, if he pretended to be a yacht and sailed into an end-zone row of whores....

“Inside job.”

John Fox has been a head coach for twenty years yet every week the Bears look like 53 guys who just met in the parking lot a half hour before the game.

Thank you! I have that gif saved for reasons such as this. That picture is so amazing. Hopefully it wins some awards for composition.

The juxtaposition of the post and your avatar is perfection.

Went scouring the grays to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone else; fuck Adam Schefter so fucking hard for that phrasing.

I love the simpering, pro-management way in which Schefter delivered the news, but he has always seemed to be an unctuous company man.

Really gonna be awkward, post-surgery, when Davis’ pain-killers are nowhere to be found.

I know, when I read Christopher Plummer and Mark Wahlberg in the same sentence, I don’t immediately go to: wow, this must be a stellar movie - I think: oh Christopher, what are you doing??

Of course then he’d have to stab Spider Johnson before he can sell the playbook to Dallas in exchange for 40 pounds of cigarette butts.

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.