Bindi Irwin is MY Energy Secretary.
Can our next Energy Secretary at least be someone who actually won on a celebrity dance competition?
Blight Sox? I can get behind that name. Nothing sounds as dour as the Blight Sox playing at Guaranteed Fail.
I would call this a “quick hot take,” but we all know Marchman doesn’t even own a microwave.
Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”
You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”
Which Fine did he bone? Larry or Bernie or Jenna?
Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.
This is how I feel about Dan Schneider and everyone at Nickelodeon.
As Ta-Nehasi Coates was reminding people on twitter: 3/5s of a person was already a compromise. Missouri was a compromise. Lincoln’s election platform was a compromise. The road to the civil war was paved in compromises that never managed to be enough for the slaveholders of the south.
What Can’t the Browns Do For You?
The Browns: Dependably Undependable.
The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.
It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.
He’s got all the intangibles.
I guess it’s time for Colin Ka—
Thanks Drew for previewing next year’s WYTS article.
Okay, let’s take a moment to consider if that first pick was really that bad. There was a receiver in that area who could have caught the ball with a little bit of moxy at wich point it would have been direct to the end zone. Are we no tbeing a bit drastic here by calling it the easiest interception Peters has ever…