So he’s still got 5 days to get re-re-reinstated, so he can play Sunday,

I don’t really see this guy signing Kaepernick.

Get this man his own Takes show with Stephen A. Smith!

Jesus. Did you used to work as a crash test dummy?

But that is coming up based on the alleged issue from years ago, with the 14 year old. Given the information that we have now about that, it is not unreasonable to take a closer look at other incidents and see if there is anything there. You are being willingly obtuse about that point and how they are related.

Ryan’s dick is too limp to be effective. He’d breed so much House infighting, he’d be as ineffective as Trump, but with the bonus reputation of being a completely spineless shit-eater.

That list is a little out of date...

It was healing so well his shoulder got tired of the all the healing.

Nobody likes clowns. Not even clowns like clowns.

I believe that camp is known as Camp McCarthy.

In summation, I hope the Colts didn’t kill one of the few good quarterbacks in the NFL, but they probably did.

“healing tremendously.”

His EOs being blocked seems to be a rather common problem.

Hopefully his associate Brent Slamalamadingdong will get snagged by this investigation. Not Cherry Chevapravatdumrong though, she’s cool.

It is always gut wrenching when a guy’s joints look like an Escher drawing.

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

Muphry’s Law!

Every time I start to feel bad for 49er fans, I remember how quickly they reverted back to their ‘80s-’90s levels of douche as soon as they started winning again, so fuck ‘em. If the decade of losing prior to Harbaugh couldn’t humble those insufferable pricks nothing will.

Also on questionnaire:

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”