In life and in golf, when you come 4 strokes behind the girl you don’t end feeling a winner.

This comment makes me want to flail my arms and bounce up and down while grinning wildly and shrieking like a banshee like my 7-month-old.

He’s getting suspended for that, right? Like, forever?

Keep away from Ndamukong Suh, hey, hey, whoa oh oh oh!

Cut him some slack fellas, his lips get tired when he reads.

Right, but where did she tee off from?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

This might be the best collection of replies to a question, good job ladies, gents or whatever’s.   

+1 crusty sock

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

I read Deadspin everyday. I have never commented. I felt compelled to tell you sir that you made me piss my shorts while watching this awful Dolphins/Ravens game. 

And exactly WHO is buried in Grant’s tomb? We may never know.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

The go fuck yourself tee.

I agree that it’s a dumb rule. My guess is that they wrote the rule to ensure that any given person was only eligible to compete in one of the tournaments (boys or girls) and not both. Sounds alright in theory, but only if every school actually has enough participants for both a boys team and girls team.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

First place boy... second place golfer

Good job, second-place boy.

Oh dear Lord. That comment by Dontrell’s in.