“Roberto Valentino”

BEGIN THE THAWING OF BILLY MARTIN’S CORPSE

But he paints portraits of puppy doggos now!

Heh, you should have seen how many Repubs I knew who kept whining about missing Bill Clinton while Obama was in office. I think we all do this kind of thing to some degree. We hate the current person in charge so badly that we wear rose colored glasses when thinking back on people who have come and gone. The funny…

It’s more like, why am I here, doing this dog and pony show? Fuck this.

“Joe Person has to be the laziest pseudonym I’ve ever seen.”

To fill his time during his time off, Joel Berry has started a new band called 1 Door Down.

I’ll bet William Henry Harrison didn’t molest any one during his Presidency. That’s just the vibe I get.

Well that’s sports radio, for you. Nothing intelligent has ever followed “Long time listener, first time caller.”

Haha nope. It’s a boring name. Matt. LOL.

Because the shittiest player in the NFL is still a professional football player. It’s not like where in college the best player on a team like the Austin Kangaroos (Div 3) would be the worst player on Alabama.

How did the Steelers get clobbered at home by the Jags? It’s because God hates suicide pools. Duh.

2 words.

Trap game. My team is now a real team’s potential trap game. I was an idiot for thinking they might be good this year.

Because it turns out you can only go so long only relying on your defense. Their offense is getting worse as the season goes on, instead of better.

You deserve what you get, including this star.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

Well, nobody’s Burf-
*explodes*

If you believe that logging into a burner account to respond preachily to a joke you disapproved of falls under a category of “need[ed]” things, you have problems far graver than common stupidity.

Remember what it was like being young and in shape? I was young and in shape once. It lasted for about an hour, but that was a good hour.