I’m going to go back to ignoring Lindsay Lohan. But I’ll leave this here, possibly the last, best picture taken of her:

So true. When I think of the Colts, the first thing that springs to mind is “depth.”

Thanks for the perspective.

“Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof). Sad!”

Perhaps you spend all day on Twitter or are a close follower of Indianapolis Colts beat writers

Just grab a fistful out of Irsay’s satchel and get on out there.

That’s some Bulls hit.

Time for yet another update:

It’s a bummer Houston didn’t trade Tom Savage to the Browns, then you could’ve had Hogan and Savage on the same depth chart. The Micro Powers, if you wiiiill, daddeh.

Beathard is the quarterback for the only team to offer Kaepernick a contract.

Ah, the eternal question: did NFL owners agree to be collectively terrible, or have they managed to be individually terrible in the exact same way of their own accord?

oh holy shit those fat cheesehumps would F-R-E-A-K.

Exhibit A; I would direct the court to video footaeg of Scott Tolzien

The defense has had a number of injuries too, when I see a Lenzy Pipkins leaving the field with an injury and I’m like who is that guy?

It’s remarkable how when Rodgers leaves the field, the Packers become the Browns INSTANTLY.

McCarthy’s playbook is now useless, as it consists solely of “Have Rodgers pull amazing plays out of his ass to save us.”

It’s weird how that occurs at the strangest moments, often right before disaster strikes. For me it happened just as I was biting into my 4th Chalupa at Taco Bell.

He did not put his head down, cheesehead.

Holy cow, I grew up 20 miles from there. (Sebeka) It is likely one of those things that got determined by what the elementary Phy Ed teacher said since that was when we would have been exposed to it.

And I heard a few weeks ago that Frederick Douglass is still doing great work even today. Great guy. Tremendous.