I was bored at work so I made this.

Between Emmitt Smith, Edgerrin James, Chris Johnson and now AP, Arizona might get a rep as a great place to enjoy an active retirement.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

Exactly and they weren’t saying boo, they were saying Boo-urns

Genuinely shocked Big Ben didn’t win the honors this week. Seems like we would want to cut the game ball in half.

I wasn’t aware there were still Cutler apologists.

If 3- YPC rushers with a proclivity to violence are en vogue, then I look forward to Ray Rice’s triumphant return to the league.

NBC had 12 sources. TWELVE.

It was a different time. You may not know this, but in 2008, we didn’t really know it was wrong to kidnap and rape children. Just like we didn’t know it was wrong to beat women until 2014. It’s been a very busy decade for us becoming “woken” and stuff.

and then went out and fucking did it again!!!

This would obviously be the outcome.

They should try jangling their keys in front of him.

Ewwwwwwwww!

“Tell me about it. He’s completely forgotten about me, and I’ve been doing some amazing things.”
— Frederick Douglass

I’m sorry to differ with you, sir, but Trump is the president. He has always been the president. (At least it feels that way.)

As much as I hope both of them trip into an active volcano, I would watch this on pay per view.

It hasn’t been a year...

Supposedly Trump acts like a spoiled child on purpose because he knows, if he does it enough, Ivanka will eventually spank him.

Are you talking about Our Lady of Shiplap?

If the Generals McMasters and Mattis are keeping Trump in check that means that the military is kind of in control of the U.S government.